Monday, April 7, 2008

Synthetic Pee

This is for all those potheads who are discriminated in the job market because of their drug use.

For those who've never experienced a drug test, this is how it goes: They give you a cup, you get into a cubicle, then you fill the cup with urine, then you give the cup back to them.

Sounds simple, but how about those who have THC in their urine?

Synthetic Pee is a product sympathetic to the plight of those potheads who are anything but menaces to society. It's a tablet. And it's pee.

All you have to do is fill the cup with warm water, drop the tablet into the cup, and watch the water turn into urine as the tablet disintegrates real quickly.

They shouldn't be able to tell the difference from real urine.

I don't know if they already invented something like this, but it sure would come in handy right now.

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